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Going downtown with The Disney Chick

On a magical Saturday night, her car truly was the Happiest Place on Earth… I don’t remember which dating website I met her on.  I don’t remember her name and I remember very few things about her.  I do remember … Continue reading

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The Actress

“We were like training wheels for each other…” This story is old school.  Really old school.  From back when I was still in high school.  If Sex and the Single Dad were a movie series, this story would be the … Continue reading

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The 36-Year-Old Virgin

“So…You gonna try and tap it?” She had one of those perma-smiles on her face as she walked into my office for the first time.  We met online and had chatted a few times before deciding to go out and … Continue reading

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Christmas With P.S.O.

Sometimes I’m just a douche… It’s now a couple weeks into dating the Phone Sex Operator (P.S.O.) and things seem to be going well.  Her work schedule is busy at year-end and we were trying to get together on Wednesday … Continue reading

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The Phone Sex Operator

“Making sex is like a Chinese dinner: It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookies.” Old Man Dunphy, Outside Providence I once received a fortune cookie that read, “When you decide to stop searching, only then will you find … Continue reading

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The Bookstore Chick

So my daughter picks up this woman for me at Barnes and Noble… I think that its hilarious to listen to some single dads complain about their weekend with the kids.  They get all dramatic about this and that and … Continue reading

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The Period One

Yeah.  It’s exactly what you’re thinking… She will always be my first.  I don’t remember her name.  Patty seems to come to mind for some reason, but maybe it’s because she was Irish with red hair.  Her name is completely … Continue reading

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