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February 6, 2010

Fat chicks in bikinis

What I saw that day made me seriously not want to have sex… I am so glad that I don’t have to online date anymore.  Life with The Phone Sex Operator (P.S.O., AKA my girlfriend) is awesome.  We have a … Continue reading →

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December 31, 2009

Truth In Advertising

All I want is a little online street cred.  Is that too much to ask? Online dating is an imperfect science.  Heck, it may not even be a science.  The more I think about it, it’s kind of a crapshoot.  … Continue reading →

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December 24, 2009

The Phone Sex Operator

“Making sex is like a Chinese dinner: It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookies.” Old Man Dunphy, Outside Providence I once received a fortune cookie that read, “When you decide to stop searching, only then will you find … Continue reading →

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December 22, 2009

The Bookstore Chick

So my daughter picks up this woman for me at Barnes and Noble… I think that its hilarious to listen to some single dads complain about their weekend with the kids.  They get all dramatic about this and that and … Continue reading →

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December 18, 2009

The Period One

Yeah.  It’s exactly what you’re thinking… She will always be my first.  I don’t remember her name.  Patty seems to come to mind for some reason, but maybe it’s because she was Irish with red hair.  Her name is completely … Continue reading →

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