Monthly Archives: February 2010

Getting funky

Tear the roof off, we’re gonna tear the roof off the mother, sucker. Tear the roof off the sucker… I’ve found my blog posts that mention Mexican hookers seem to have great stats. This story is not about Mexican hookers, … Continue reading

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Breaking up: “How To” & “How Not To”

I was rocking the argyle and in the 1980’s that may have been enough to push me over the top. The Actress was my first girlfriend and my first breakup.  And my second breakup.  And possibly my third breakup.  I … Continue reading

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Drinking in Cabo San Lucas

He was pissed and asked, “Who are you gonna believe, a Mexican prostitute or me?” Rewind to 2005 when I was living in California.  I was the Internet Sales Manager for a small, successful Chrysler-Jeep dealership, was writing part time … Continue reading

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My first date in Canada

Do you have some American in you? When I moved to the Toronto suburbs in January of 2009 I had some very high hopes for myself as far as dating goes.  I figured that I was gonna roll into town … Continue reading

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Fat chicks in bikinis

What I saw that day made me seriously not want to have sex… I am so glad that I don’t have to online date anymore.  Life with The Phone Sex Operator (P.S.O., AKA my girlfriend) is awesome.  We have a … Continue reading

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Going downtown with The Disney Chick

On a magical Saturday night, her car truly was the Happiest Place on Earth… I don’t remember which dating website I met her on.  I don’t remember her name and I remember very few things about her.  I do remember … Continue reading

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