Monthly Archives: February 2010
Getting funky
Tear the roof off, we’re gonna tear the roof off the mother, sucker. Tear the roof off the sucker… I’ve found my blog posts that mention Mexican hookers seem to have great stats. This story is not about Mexican hookers, … Continue reading
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Drinking in Cabo San Lucas
He was pissed and asked, “Who are you gonna believe, a Mexican prostitute or me?” Rewind to 2005 when I was living in California. I was the Internet Sales Manager for a small, successful Chrysler-Jeep dealership, was writing part time … Continue reading
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My first date in Canada
Do you have some American in you? When I moved to the Toronto suburbs in January of 2009 I had some very high hopes for myself as far as dating goes. I figured that I was gonna roll into town … Continue reading
Fat chicks in bikinis
What I saw that day made me seriously not want to have sex… I am so glad that I don’t have to online date anymore. Life with The Phone Sex Operator (P.S.O., AKA my girlfriend) is awesome. We have a … Continue reading
Filed under Dating, Phone Sex Operator
Going downtown with The Disney Chick
On a magical Saturday night, her car truly was the Happiest Place on Earth… I don’t remember which dating website I met her on. I don’t remember her name and I remember very few things about her. I do remember … Continue reading
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