Monthly Archives: January 2010
Hey Soul Sister
Hey, hey, hey… “Have you heard Hey Soul Sister by Train?” She asked as she was driving into work this morning. “I have,” I replied. “I think it sounds like us,” she continued. I told her that I liked the … Continue reading
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Tijuana with The Kings Fan
“Dude. I think this is a gay bar…” It had been almost a year since Original Crazy B**** (O.C.B.) moved out and I became a full-time single dad of a five-year-old girl. My daughter wasn’t known as Drama Queen back … Continue reading
I’ve Seen Better Days
Now if I could just find the rewind button… Tuesday ended on a high note and Wednesday started with a ton of promise. The day ended poorly, but as you continue to read, you will find that it was mostly … Continue reading
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Skiing with The 36-Year-Old-Virgin
She just smiled and asked, “When are you going to give it to me?” I loaded the Drama Queen into the Xterra and headed to my mom’s house to get the keys to her cabin in Blue Jay, CA. It … Continue reading
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Oh Canada…
I was bent over by The Fat Man I like to think that I’m a good father. Do I make mistakes? Hell yeah! Do I have the best intentions? Absolutely. I always want the best for Drama Queen and myself … Continue reading
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My Mom and Kotex
“Back when I started…” I absolutely love my daughter and I love being a parent. Do I wish that her mom were in the picture? Not really. Do I wish that things had worked out with her mom and I? … Continue reading
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My Facebook Status
Who knew it would be such a big deal? It was a dark and stormy night. Actually it wasn’t, but as a writer I’ve always wanted to start a story that way. Snoopy used to do it and he was … Continue reading
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The Actress
“We were like training wheels for each other…” This story is old school. Really old school. From back when I was still in high school. If Sex and the Single Dad were a movie series, this story would be the … Continue reading
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My Daughter, The Drama Queen
I need to make a mental note to pick up a big bottle of Jack Daniels tomorrow. Some Cuervo Black too. So far I’ve spent a lot of time regaling you with some of my crazy dating stories. I’ve introduced … Continue reading
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New Years Eve Karaoke
“Just unlock the doors, so I can open mine. Start the car and don’t stare, baby.” At 8:53 PM on New Years Eve my cell phone beeped with a new text message. It was from The Phone Sex Operator (P.S.O.) … Continue reading
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